#36alive 183: International Joke Day

Today we’re going back to our ‘special’ days throughout the year theme, with today being “International Joke Day”.

There’s not many things better than hearing a good joke, especially when the person telling the joke is laughing as they tell it. So today on International Joke Day, tell someone a joke to make them laugh, if you can’t think of any, then use of my few favourites below;

  • Did you hear about the musical poo? It just sat in the corner humming
  • Why did the golfer wear two pairs on trousers? In case he got a whole in one
  • I paid £1000 for a telescopic the other day, I think the shopkeeper seen me coming
  • I used to work at a bowling alley. It wasn’t a long term thing, I was just ‘ten pin’

And of course a couple of Tim Vine classics….

  • I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.
  • A man came up to me in a car park and asked for a lift. I said of course mate, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go get ‘em.

If you know any good jokes, be sure to send them to us.

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